Craigslist car terms: an example

"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw) 01/14/2016 at 16:33 • Filed to: None

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I’ll bet this thing is a real kick in the nuts with the shift kick and cam in-headers, and you’ve always got your posse rear backing you up. The suede bar probably makes for some smooth handling too.

84 Chevy Monte Carlo SS Super-sport $10,000 OBO
Track ready
High performance racing engine cam in-headers
High performance 700R racing transmission with shift kick
High performance exhaust
Racing drive line
Posse rear
4-11 gears in back
Racing suede bar
Ect... Call for more details or picture
(Serious callers only)
Clean title with tags/ passes smog

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d15b > RallyWrench 01/14/2016 at 16:36

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Hmm. I guess we are now suffering from ‘80s Porsche trickle down pricing on everything.

But, what do I know. Is this thing worth $10k?

RallyWrench > d15b 01/14/2016 at 16:38

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I have no idea. Maybe if it was an Aero coupe with the bubble back, and perfect.

HammerheadFistpunch > RallyWrench 01/14/2016 at 16:42

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I wonder how those 4 to the -11th gears work, probably with the cam in headers.

Bytemite > RallyWrench 01/14/2016 at 16:43

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What the fuck? Where do these guys get these terms? And what happens when a buyer comes and calls them on their bull?

RallyWrench > HammerheadFistpunch 01/14/2016 at 16:43

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I think when the cam enters the headers, it turns up to 11. That’s when you need the posse rear.

HammerheadFistpunch > RallyWrench 01/14/2016 at 16:44

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ah! makes sense. probably why he’s got that suede bar so it cushions the impact.

RallyWrench > Bytemite 01/14/2016 at 16:45

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I have no idea. But if I could keep a straight face about such things, it’d be an amazing troll to get on video. “How’s that suede bar work? Heard of those things.”

shop-teacher > RallyWrench 01/14/2016 at 16:48

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Wow. Just wow.

duurtlang > RallyWrench 01/14/2016 at 16:50

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A Suede bar? Interesting. Not entirely period correct though.

itschrome > RallyWrench 01/14/2016 at 16:50

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That price is a bit of a kicker, but over all that’s pretty sweet. Love that blue, would have liked to see some interior photos.

RallyWrench > itschrome 01/14/2016 at 16:55

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Yeah, it looks like it could be a fun car, that’s why I clicked the ad.

Swayze Train GTi > RallyWrench 01/14/2016 at 16:55

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Everyone selling domestic 80s coupes is incredibly unintelligent.

I once saw a “pontac lamazz” on craigslist. Not only was taht in the title, the car was referred to multiple times as a “lamaz” in the description.

RallyWrench > Swayze Train GTi 01/14/2016 at 16:56

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This works in my favor as I look for Foxstangs. Unfortunately, these same people beat the shit out of them.

itschrome > RallyWrench 01/14/2016 at 17:00

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and honestly if the work is of good quality and the interior is in really good shape and she runs good. I could justify 10k ish for this car.

Alfalfa > RallyWrench 01/14/2016 at 17:08

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I should get a suede bar. The one I have now is just cheap pleather.

RallyWrench > Alfalfa 01/14/2016 at 17:12

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I tried a velour bar once, it was much too squiffy.

E92M3 > RallyWrench 01/14/2016 at 17:25

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I don’t think you want to buy anything this guy owned.

RallyWrench > E92M3 01/14/2016 at 17:28

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You’re probably right, but as an American male, I’m compelled to click on any picture of a blue and white hotrod Monte. It can lead to dark places.

Illegitimus Prime > HammerheadFistpunch 01/15/2016 at 04:46

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I refuse to buy a car without a suede bar. Every course is coarse without one.